Wednesday, December 30, 2009

I'm On A Mac



Not a bad rendition but didn't wow me either.

Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Dancing Treadmill Brother

Teacher Smashes Rat?



This video has me confused. That is clearly not a rat perhaps a hamster? It's also a little odd how serious the situation becomes. I mean is that teacher really that afraid of a little creature? Then again maybe this is a fake video directed by the guy that brought us Irreversible. Who knows?

Saturday, December 26, 2009

If I'm a bitch, you are son of a bitch



Peter Chao is usually amusing and entertaining but I found this Christmas rendition to be particularly funny. That final line from the mother is fantastic and delivered perfectly. Which makes me wonder if that is his real mom? If so there is obviously talent flowing throughout that entire family.

Friday, December 25, 2009

We Don't Pump Gas, We Pump FISTS


In the spirit of all the Jersey Shore drama, I came across this video.

Merry X-Mas everyone!

Monday, December 21, 2009

Racist HP Computer?



The face tracking feature of this HP computer is not equal opportunity.

Sunday, December 20, 2009

Bedrock


YT has been pulling all the unauthorized uploads of this video, but the new Vevo channel is a great and legit source for music videos.

Sorry for the lack of updates, last week was finals so I couldn't find time to locate videos.

Thursday, December 17, 2009

Necky



This might rival the Snuggie.

Monday, December 14, 2009

Social Anxiety Guy is EPIC Win


Supposedly this guy has social anxiety disorder so he tries to better himself by talking to random girls and secretly taping it. I don't know how believable it is but I certainly don't have the guts to approach random girls. I was actually introduced to him by a forum post my friend sent me. A lengthy read then I found his blog, he also maintains two other blogs which I'm not going to post here because it is disturbing.

cryingwife.com



This guy's pretty funny his wife cries at almost every movie they watch so he decides to record it and put it on the internet. For more crying visit his site http://www.cryingwife.com/

More Google Autocomplete Funnies


Unemployment Time Laps Map


Be scared... very scared.

Saturday, December 12, 2009

Disney's Jewish American Princess



Well they are off to a good start with the voice over cast.

Friday, December 11, 2009

The Next Great Actor?



I love this video .Here is the always excellent Brian Cox teaching Shakespeare to a two and a half year old. All the great talents of the world begin their craft at an early age so this kid may be destined for greatness.

Hey Ya! meets Hanukkah?



Notice the lone African American Jew leading the way.

Thursday, December 10, 2009

Texts From Tiger

Yes more on the Tiger front. The New York Post has posted some texts between Tiger Woods and woman #2 on the list which is now at 11. Here is the link and below is a few examples of what the Post has.

Tiger: Hey Sexy I can't come out this week. Something came up family wise (July 20, 3:04 p.m.)

Jaimee: That's okay I hope everything is fine ... would have liked to see you

Tiger: We will make it happen

Jaimee: I drove out for the night to surprise a friend with a present for there birthday (July 26, 11: 22 p.m.)

Tiger: what kind of present your naked body

Jaimee: haha no a watch I slept alone

Tiger: alone with him that is

Jaimee: haha I wish

Jaimee: miss u (Sept. 27, 6:38 p.m.)

Tiger: now that's hot so who is your new boy toy

Jaimee: no new boy toy ... still running dry... been on 2 real dates in the pat 2 months :(

Tiger: I need you

Jaimee: then get your tight ass over here and visit me! I need u

Tiger: I will wear you out soon

Jaimee: how soon? I got a new piercing

Tiger: really. Where

Jaimee: I just sent u a pic of it ... is on my cheek below my eye ... implanted a little diamond

Tiger: send it again. I didn't pick up on that

Tiger: you just need some attention from me

Tiger: do you have a boy friend (8:45 p.m.)

Jaimee: I don't even have someone I am dating ... no ... u can be my boyfriend ;)

Tiger: then I am

Jaimee: I wish

Tiger: quiet and secretively we will always be together

Tiger: when was the last time you got laid

Jaimee: if we hang out on a Sundway we can watch desperate houswives again haha (Sept. 30, 3:38 p.m.)

Tiger: oh god

Jaimee: take a break from watching boring old golf

Jaimee: I mean the amazing sport of golf ;)

Jaimee: [more than an hour later] babe I was kidding

Tiger: I know sexy

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Michael Bay Style Victoria Secret Commercial

As much as I hated Transformers 2, hot chicks + intense music and Michael Bay is quite enjoyable.

NSFW so link after the jump

World's Ugliest Dog Sings



Sent in from one of our readers.

Kid Sings I'm Yours

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Nom Nom Cat

Axe in the Face


If you watch closely, his entire eyebrows were on fire.

Monday, December 7, 2009

Shy Ronnie



Andy Samberg making great music.

More Tiger (Skit from SNL)



Everyone seems to be talking about this today.

Sunday, December 6, 2009

Huffington Post Goes Tabloid On Tiger


The Huffington Post published an article today with quotes from Tiger Woods alleged mistress Mindy Lawton. She reveals that Tiger is "very well endowed" and that he "knows his way around the bedroom". I didn't think the Huffington Post site would be the source for an article like this but hey it's what gets traffic these days. You can read the full article here.

Lady Gaga Bad Romance


Lady Gaga Bad Romance Spoof - Watch more Funny Videos

The original guy disabled embedding, but yeah he sang a whole bunch of other songs.

Saturday, December 5, 2009

More Bad Luck For Greg Oden



Greg Oden has viciously injured his knee again and this time it looked very serious. I have never seen a knee in that shape before. You have to believe at this point his career could be in jeopardy.

Kobe Hits Miracle Three



This probably won't be up for long. Kobe being Kobe.

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Anteater Has Wrestling Match With Bucket



My friend posted this on youtube about a month ago and I watched it again tonight. A very amusing clip of an anteater trying to get it's head out from a bucket.

Russian Teen Fight


Russian Teen Fight - Watch more Funny Videos

This was a pretty entertaining and fair fight until one kid's dad comes in and kicks the other kid with one of the biggest cheap shots I have ever seen. Then the dad walks away like he is just picking up his son from school and all is normal. Is this how they do things over there?

Jeep Fail



Jeep tries to drive over a puddle. Puddle is victorious.

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Shoe Throwing Journalist Gets A Taste Of His Own Medicine



I am sure everyone remembers the journalist who last year interrupted a press conference of then President George W Bush. Well it appears the tables have turned. At his very own press conference he gets a show thrown at him.

Inglourious Vampires



Amusing and fairly well scripted parody trailer.

Talent Trumps All



This was posted on YT a few months ago but I had not seen it until now. A little kid steals the show from a man on stilts. In the end it's all about talent. You have to feel for the man on stilts though. I guess he'll have to wait until the kid is finished dancing and even then it's a hard act to follow.

Nichole337



This girl is going viral fast.

Monday, November 30, 2009

Car Gets Hit by Wrecking Ball is a Movie Shoot



RayWilliamJohnson says this is "faker than a porn star's boobs"
of course it is. It's a movie shoot.


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Rumble In The Jungle (Atlantic City)



New York based DJ Zeke has posted a video that captured two men getting brutally beaten by a group of 10-12 bouncers and security officers at the 40/40 Club in Atlantic City. A lot of the bouncers kept throwing punches even when the situation was clearly at hand. I always figured that these guys get very bored just standing around the entire night and that if and when they got a chance to do something they would take it to unnecessary levels. That is what happens here.

Surprised Kitty



This is making the rounds today. Doesn't really amuse me but people seem to like it.

Sunday, November 29, 2009

Hospital Dance


Cute video and this one will get viral very quickly.

Thursday, November 26, 2009

Badass Monks



Happy Thanksgiving everyone! Gonna leave you guys with one viral video for the holiday and more to come tomorrow.

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

The Muppets: Bohemian Rhapsody



Great take on a classic song.

Worst Movie Idea Ever?

Why.....how....click here to see the madness.

Sesame Street Meets Politics



For the background behind this whole segment read this article on Yahoo News.

Gangsta Workout


Who needs a gym when you have free park equipment.

Twilight Fans Get Punked



It sucks to attend a screening and be turned away, let alone punked, but I guess these fans had it coming.

Drunk Woman Ruins Wedding Revealed


We have been notified that the video was all a marketing campaign by Heineken to raise alcohol awareness. For more information, visit Knowthesigns.com

Girlfriend Smashes Boyfriend's Xbox 360


Hey, at least he won't have to worry about Microsoft's recent ban wave anymore.

Account Suspension

Youtube decided to suspend my account due to copyright issues. Until I can get that resolved, please head on over to our secondary account http://www.youtube.com/user/instantlyviral2

I have been trying to restore all the lost videos on there and will upload new viral vids until I get the situation resolved. (You might notice a lot of broken links.)  Please join the Facebook Page with the link on the side bar.

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Monday, November 23, 2009

The Next Taylor Swift


This adorable two year old sings Taylor Swift's You Belong with Me. Now where is toddler Kanye West?

Jennifer Lopez Falls On Ass During AMA's [While Performing Louboutins]



Whatever company insured that thing is hoping and praying that it's okay. You can also see her barking at one of the dancers at the end. Say goodbye to your career in showbiz buddy.

Woman Gets Face Full Of Giraffe Snot



If Giraffe Flu becomes a worldwide epidemic we'll know who to thank.

Elected Officials Hard At Work



Why hold them to higher standards? They are people just like you and me.

Axe Explosion



Kids put a bottle of Axe on the stove and get explosive results. Perhaps it should be a secondary weapon in Call of Duty?

Sunday, November 22, 2009

LeBron Dunk Fail



My friend tried to dunk over a car using LeBron James in NBA2k10. LeBron failed miserably but being the machine that he is did not seem the least bit hurt after crashing into the vehicle and falling to the floor.

Saturday, November 21, 2009

Justin Bieber Causes Ruckus at Roosevelt Field Mall



In what seemed more like a battle out of Lord of the Rings than a CD signing, tons of Justin Bieber fans showed up on Friday to fill Roosevelt Field Mall way over capacity. I am surprised that in this day and age event outlets are still underestimating the power and numbers of the tween demographic. Twilight New Moon made 70+ million on Friday shattering the opening day box office record of The Dark Knight. There are a lot of young girls out there and when they come together they are a force to be reckoned with. I like the part of the video where Paul Blart comes along and hopelessly tries to bring some law and order.

Officer Swipes Notes From Lawyer



Surveillance footage shows Officer Adam Stoddard removing handwritten notes from a defense attorney's papers during court. A Maricopa County detention officer was found in contempt of court for taking documents out of defense attorney Joanne Cuccia's files as she was addressing the court at a sentencing hearing for her client, Antonio Lozano.

Fight For The Felineweight Championship Of The World!



While us eager boxing fans wait to see the match between Floyd Mayweather Jr and Manny Pacquiao scheduled we will have to make due with these cats. Not a bad substitute if I may say.

Friday, November 20, 2009

Office 2010 Beta



 This site is not supported by Microsoft in any way. But I think it's pretty sweet that they're giving away beta copies of the next version of Office. I was a beta test of Windows 7 myself and was really impressed. Surely enough, Windows 7 did not disappoint. Here's the direct download link from Microsoft.

Amazing Ping Pong Shots


Some of the most amazing trick shots I have ever seen.

Thursday, November 19, 2009

Cat Owns Police Officer


This little kitty refuse to get off the cops head. PWNED

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Don't ask Robert Pattinson about Kristen Stewart



In preparation for Twilight: New Moon, Ryan Seacrest asks about Robert Pattinson's relationship with Kristen Stewart on his morning show; Pattinson's publicist abruptly ends the interview. Almost as dumb as Carrie Prejean ending on Larry King, almost.

Little Girl Dog Show Fail


What beats me is why she would upload something like that.

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Eating a Fish That is Still Alive - 呼叫魚


We do not support such activities. Notice they are speaking in Cantonese dialect. This does not mean that all Chinese people eat fishes alive. It also doesn't mean all Cantonese people do this either.

English translation of 呼叫魚 is "breathing screaming fish".

Kitty Eats with Chopsticks


The owner has some chopsticks skills.

Monday, November 16, 2009

Girl Freaks Out On Today Show



At first I thought she couldn't care less. Al Roker continues to be a star of so many viral videos

Facebook Magic Circles


In Facebook: press up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, enter key, then right click then press up and down and magic circles will appear.


This is very strange I didn't believe it at first but I took a screenshot proving that it works.

BMW Crash


Watch the red car waiting to turn.

Sunday, November 15, 2009

Drunk Lady Ruins Wedding


Make sure she's NOT at your wedding.

Oba Mao
















With Obama's recent visit to China, Beijing cracked won on Oba-Mao t-shirts and souvenirs which have been a hot item. I say why not let them, I kind of liked Joker Obama even though I don't think his policies are any way socialist.

British Napoleon Dynamite?



Looks like we have the British Napoleon Dynamite here except a lot more angry and frustrated. He does not bother to go into the specifics of why he actually hates the game but rather almost breaks his hand punching the wall. I hope someone comes into his life and saves him from himself.

Elk Find Water



Has the time of it's life

Bugatti Veyron Crashes into Water then Fished Out


Its not a Lambo and it won't be yours any day.

Original Ninja Cat Returns

Saturday, November 14, 2009

Pedestrians Save Man From Car Crash



They were able to get him out of the car and lay him on the ground but who knows if they did more good than harm. I was always taught to wait for the paramedics because if you make one mistake you could cause neck or spinal injuries.

Friday, November 13, 2009

"Risky" Business



Now we know why it's called RISKY business. I seriously hope she had her head checked by a doctor. Also perhaps it's time they started putting a warning in those Guitar Hero commercials not to try this at home.

Baruch College Elevators


A school of over 14,000 students and 6 elevators. This is what happens every night.

Stephen Colbert Shaves Woody Harrelson's Head



Last night Woody Harrelson was on the Colbert Show to talk about his latest film The Messenger. During the interview Colbert managed to convince Woody to let him shave his head. Not only this but they sang the Star Spangled Banner in perfect harmony during the process. Woody is definitely one of the coolest personalities in the film industry and still a very much underrated actor.

Thursday, November 12, 2009

Another Ninja Cat


Very sneak attack.

Power Wire Tears Up a Tree

Jon Stewart Was Right


Jon Stewart Show is really a lot more than 'comedy'.

WI-FI Win



I don't normally like to repost from Failblog but this is a cool win.

Victim of Chimp Attack Shows Face for the First Time


I really respect her strength and heart.

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

SNL Digital Short - Firelight -



Anyone think Franks > Twilight Vampires?

Crazy Lady on NYC Subway


For those who commute won't see this as anything viral, just a natural occurrence.

Remote Controlled Bowling Ball


I wish I have this the next time I play.

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Monday, November 9, 2009

Drunk Woman Almost Run Over By Train



This footage was taken by surveillance videos at North Station in Boston. A drunk woman falls on to the train tracks and it ever so close to being run over by a train. Luckily a few people waiting on the platform was able to wave and get the conductors attention in time to brake early enough.

Simply amazing....

Blonde Parking

Crouching tiger hidden kung fu panda

Half Ton Teen


Sometimes you wonder what kind of parenting was involved.

Kitty fail


Another fail of an adorable kitten lol.

Sunday, November 8, 2009

Bored Cat



Very bored cat.

Deadly Hamburger



This hamburger is surrounded by krispy kreme donuts as opposed to buns. A sign of the apocalypse? Perhaps.

Crazy Penny Pyramid

Moonwalk on Air


Moonwalk on air very cool.

Sammy Sosa is now white


Source: The Huffington Post

Sammy Sosa's skin appears to have lightened considerably. Photographs taken at an event in Las Vegas reveal a surprisingly light pigmentation on the former slugger. While no cause has been established at this time, the web site Midwest Sports Fans speculates that steroid use could be responsible.

Saturday, November 7, 2009

James Gandolfini Attacks......Again

Here is the latest incident in which James Gandolfini loses his composure and goes after someone with a camera. He threatens them and says "I'm going to break your fucking face". This is not the first time James was involved in such an incident. I have posted a few of his previous incidents below this latest one. If you run into him, proceed with caution.













Star Wars Dog


Dog with AT AT costume

Interview Mishap



Reminds me of that clip where the guy spent a week building a house of card and the camera man knocks it over.

Friday, November 6, 2009

South Korean woman passes driver's exam on 950th try

Source: Associated Press and San Francisco Gate

A woman in South Korea who tried to pass the written exam for a driver's license with near-daily attempts since April 2005 has finally succeeded on her 950th time. The aspiring driver spent more than 5 million won ($4,200) in application fees, but until now had failed to score the minimum 60 out of a possible 100 points needed to get behind the wheel for a driving test.

Cha Sa-soon, 68, finally passed the written exam with a score of 60 on Wednesday, said Choi Young-chul, a police official at the drivers' license agency in Jeonju, 130 miles (210 kilometers) south of Seoul.

Police said Cha took the test hundreds of times, but had no specific total. Local media said she took the test 950 times.

Now she must pass a driving test before getting her license, Choi said.

Repeated calls to Cha seeking comment went unanswered. She told the Korea Times newspaper she needed the license for her vegetable-selling business.

We Are Douchebags



Douchebags unite!

Kitten vs Dog

Thursday, November 5, 2009

Two Vaginas



One girl two vaginas.

Pop Champagne!!



BALLIN!!!

How ships are launched



How ships are launched, scary but its how it works!

Total Football FAIL


Total Football FAIL
What a tool

Man Stabbed Self To Keep Job


I know the job situation sucks but is stabbing yourself really the answer?

NOVEMBER 3--Meet Aaron Siebers. The 27-year-old Denver man, a Blockbuster employee, was skateboarding yesterday afternoon when he fell and ripped his uniform pants. Due to work last night--and concerned about getting "written up" by Blockbuster superiors for not wearing his work-issued khakis--Siebers came up with a harebrained idea. Instead of just calling in sick, he stabbed himself in the leg and showed up at work claiming to have just been attacked by three Hispanic males. Read more

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Dog vs Owner



Dog vs Owner
Dog Wins

Puppy can't go downstairs


So cute!

Parking Brake Fail



This is what happens when you don't properly set your vehicle in park.

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Monday, November 2, 2009

DirecTV Hires More Dead Celebrity Spokesmen


You might have noticed the DirecTV ads featuring Chris Farley. I didn't notice them at first until I ran across this clip and realized how freaky those ads are.

A very Michael Jackson Halloween




Christopher Walken Poker Face



This is why Christopher Walken rocks.

Sunday, November 1, 2009

Epic Fork Lift Fail



This fork lift accident brought down the whole warehouse. EPIC.

Friday, October 30, 2009

Exclusive clip from Transformers 3



30 seconds of what the next installment of Transformers 3 will look like. Sure got me excited, its action packed!

Ewoks run amok on Today Show

In what might be the funniest video I have seen this year two Ewoks completely took over a Today Show segment on Halloween. Anyone that knows anything about Star Wars will find this hilarious.

Thursday, October 29, 2009

Need a costume for Halloween?


One of the latest costumes from Rickys Halloween store.

Bird vs Wind Turbine


Bird vs Wind Turbine
Bird Fails

Street Racing Fail



Not only do they have shitty cars, they can't even drive properly.

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Power Wheels accident


Maybe thats why I never got a powerwheels, either that or parents couldn't afford one lol.

Monday, October 26, 2009

Sunday, October 25, 2009

Saturday, October 24, 2009

Windows 7 Whopper Video



Video of the 7 patty whopper found in Japan for the launch of Windows 7.

Friday, October 23, 2009

Always blow on the pie

MSNBC Fail



MSNBC's Contessa Brewer Mistakes Jesse Jackson for Sharpton like they're not totally different.

Thursday, October 22, 2009

KFC Free Grilled Chicken: Round 2

According to MSN Money KFC is once again going to be offering its grilled chicken free for a day. The last time they tried this in the Spring it was promoted by Oprah and turned out to be chaos at most KFC locations. Lines were long and stores ran out of chicken causing people to get rowdy. The Joker gives his reaction below.


Pointless falling


This guy proves that even when falling you can go down with style.

Windows 7 Whopper

As part of the marketing for the new Windows 7 operating system, Burger King is selling a whopper with seven patties in Japan. Holy Cow! (pun intended).

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Balloon Boy Parody -- I'm In A Box


I'm On a Boat is my favorite Lonely Island song aside from Dick in a Box. This is a pretty cool parody.

Brokeback Mountain 2

I'm surprised Ang Lee is directing this one.

MySpace Photo Fail

Speaks for itself.

Yo Robot?


Perhaps Isaac Asimov was on to the future of language as well as technology and science fiction?

RIP Kanye West



Yeezy's not dead but this video caused the crazy trending on Twitter today.
Its directed by Spike Jonze of Where the Wild Things Are.

-- new link because Youtube removed my video courtesy of Spike Jonze --

Don't drive and flirt (NSFW)



Heres what happen when you try to drive and flirt like in the movies.
Probably fake though.

GOOLE WAVE MOTHER****** DO YOU SPEAK IT


Google Wave is the hot new commodity this year. People are selling invites like the early days of Gmail. This is some of its potential.

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Parking lot fail again



Some people simply cannot drive. Can you really destroy a car like that trying to park??

HSN Wii Fail



Honestly I don't know why people buy these stupid accessories for the Wii. This is what happens when you do.

Poor parenting



Babies dancing are an instant hit, whether it be Single Ladies or Stanky Leg

Monday, October 19, 2009